Random thoughts while running through M-Town

Why is it that every time I go past a 7 Eleven, there's a kid coming out dressed in black from head to toe, riding a bike, one of those that the seat looks as if its too short, and the handlebars are too high, of course he's smoking a cigarette. He has a friend with him, the friend has no bike, maybe it doesn't matter because the rate at which the kid on the bike is smoking he doesn't ride the bike too fast, or too far.

Another dog barking at me, are you kidding? Shut up dogs. You know they can have their barkers taken out, not a bad thing I wouldn't think. It seems every fence I run by there is another dog. Huge dogs, dogs the size of small villages. "Bark.. Bark!!" With their barks they say, I want to eat you alive, I'm stuck behind this fence in this crappy yard, where grass is nothing but a distant memory. I live outside in Utah weather with nothing but this fur to keep me warm. "Bark, bark bark." Take me with you, I can't live here any longer, I haven't been outside this yard in 10 years, dog years are longer than people years. Help me!! Bark, BArk, BARk, BARK!!! Take me or I will eat through this fence, and track you down.
Shut up dogs, I'm running.

There has to be a hurricane coming with this much wind, am I wrong here? Could it at least help push me along instead of blow right in my face, pah pah,,, yucky...why did I get bangs cut into my hair? Now I am eating them, pah pah...!

"So what, I'm still a rockstar I got my rock moves, and I don't need you..." Doing rock moves in my head. I'm actually quite a good dancer in my head. "I'm having more fun!!." Pah pah, bangs!!

Why would anyone golf in this weather? An extra challenge I suppose. There's no way to calculate the wind, it seems to be blowing in every direction. In fact I think I have wind lash.

I think those skinny horses are giving me the stink eye!! Whatever skinny horses. I realize you have nothing to do but wander around getting skinny and eating grass, but for those of us who have temptations such as Carmel popcorn and have tendencies to not exactly know when to stop and say enough is enough, I am going to be sick. Well, that's why I'm out here running. Stupid skinny horses. Stupid delicious Carmel popcorn. Sticky fatty goodness.

Is honking at the girl running in the hurricane wind really necessary?

"I need you to hurry up now, because I can't wait much longer.... la la let's get lost tonight you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary . .. " WHOA!!! What kind of girl does this Kanye think I am? First of all, I'm white as they come. Second of all......, well we won't even go there.

I think that dog may kill me. Why is he wandering the streets without a leash? He is huge. He should be locked up. I don't think I can exactly out-run him. Maybe I'll get lucky and one of these cars will run him over. I'm going to some kind of animal hell I'm sure of it. But it's either him or me. I have a child, I can't go down like this.

The phrase "Remember that one time at band camp?" It's funny I don't care who you are.

Pah pah, wretched bangs.

"Control yourself take only what you need from me. A family of trees falling... la la" Was the mystery ever solved about the tree in the forest falling and no one around to hear it? That was quite the debacle.